Wednesday, January 13, 2010

My Brother's Rules to Owning a Dog #2

My father told a story as if our dog was a fisherman, showing him throw out the reel and talk about how big the fish was that he caught.

"Dogs can't fish! He's just a stupid dog! He can't fish!" - my brother

"Will you please stop calling him stupid?" - my mother

"Oh, I'm sorry! That's right. I forgot that he was a genius. He's such a genius dog. He shits in the house, Mom!" - my brother

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