Wednesday, July 21, 2010
I Wouldn't Believe Me
I can't even begin to figure out how I (25-year-old Jake) would explain to 19-year-old Jake (who loved Mean Girls, by the way) what has happened to Lindsay Lohan over the years. There's just no freakin' way 2004 Jake would believe any of it. 2004 Jake would have an easier time accepting the whole space-time continuum and time-traveling escapades of 2010 Jake than the future massive, epic decline of Lindsay Lohan.