Wednesday, July 21, 2010

I Wouldn't Believe Me

I can't even begin to figure out how I (25-year-old Jake) would explain to 19-year-old Jake (who loved Mean Girls, by the way) what has happened to Lindsay Lohan over the years. There's just no freakin' way 2004 Jake would believe any of it. 2004 Jake would have an easier time accepting the whole space-time continuum and time-traveling escapades of 2010 Jake than the future massive, epic decline of Lindsay Lohan.

3 comments:

jason daniel said...

I wonder if 2004, 19-year-old Jake would like 2004, 20-year-old Jason?

P.S. Why do you still have this word verification? It almost dissuades me from leaving a comment. Is that the point? To see how far I will go to be seen? Fuck that man.

Jake Kilroy said...

I didn't even know you could get rid of that word verification until now. And guess what, fuckhat? I did. I got rid of it just now. I hope that extra three seconds you now have allows you to participate more vividly in my life.

jason daniel said...

IT REALLY HAS JAKE-UH.