Friday, January 7, 2011

My Poetic Pick-Up Line

Girls love poetry, right? Well, why wait until it's, like, your eighth Labor Day together or whatever to write her a kick-ass poem? I say, no more! Start things off all sexy-poetic, I say!

Here's the poem I'd drop on a chick at the bar:

Holy shit, girl! DAMN;
I wanna do stuff to you.
Hey: you like haikus?

And then BOOM! I'd be in!

Muthafuckin' Freaky Hug City.

But, see, the only problem here is that she wouldn't be able to see all of my awesome punctuation, you know?

Ah well, you live and you learn, I suppose.

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