- Breaths and the process of breathing (gasping, catching air, etc)
- Religious imagery (angels, demons, scripture, etc)
- Mildly violent actions as part of metaphors and similes (beating, dragging, etc)
- Body parts (heart, brain, gut, hips, fingers, etc)
- Death (graves, last meal, etc)
“What do you mean?” I asked.
“Your status updates are always like, ‘Whiskey stars in the night sky, and the land shakes, and what beauty is here blah blah blah.’ Why can’t you just tell me you’re going to Taco Bell and buying new sheets?”
“Huh,” I mused, because she was right.
I used to use social media as a way of disguising the truth. Well, shit, not even disguising it. It was more, HEY, LOOK AT ME, I OBVIOUSLY CONSIDER MYSELF A WRITER. And when she pointed it out, I realized how unnecessary it was to "pretty up" the mundane.
You should be poetic if you like to be, but you need to know the proper outlets because it's really, really easy to be a fuckin' douche if you enjoy writing and don't think what you write is dog shit.
When I went to Australia for 3 weeks at the age of 19, I sent postcards home to my friends Jeff, Rex, and Chase. They all agreed that my postcards should be more like other people's postcards. I was writing poetic musings about travel (BECAUSE I WAS OH-SO-FUCKING-CLEVER) on the back of them, and they, like Katy, asked me why I couldn’t just tell them what I was seeing, what I was eating, what I was doing. Chase told me, “I legitimately have no idea what you did on your trip because all your postcard talked about was the fuckin’ traveling bug.”
And I used to do this all the time. When I was planning my high school reunion earlier this year, I went through friends’ yearbooks, and I noticed that I had written some poetic musing about the future and what lay ahead and what it all meant in all my friends' yearbooks (BECAUSE I WAS OH-TOO-FUCKING-HIP TO TELL EVERYONE HOW MUCH I ENJOYED GOING TO SCHOOL WITH THEM AND I HOPED THEY HAD A GOOD SUMMER AND/OR LIFE).
The reason I always did this was because I wanted to create tokens of memory. I wanted to give people something they could keep for its timeless quality and ethereal value. I took a shot at how I thought nostalgia worked and anticipated what we would believe is important. Now that I’m edging up to the ripe age of 30, I realize that it doesn’t matter and you can’t call it out early. You have no idea what you'll really hold close to you about your youth or your adolescence or your young adulthood.
Now, since signing those yearbooks, I make my cards or notes thoughtful, direct, and personal.
Since talking with the droogs, I make my postcards lush, truthful, and joyous.
Since talking with Katy, I make my social media updates what they should be: an honest account of who I am and what's happening. That obviously includes jokes and swear words, but it doesn't have to be poetically vague.
So, when I stumbled upon the site What Would I Say? (kudos to Jackie and Bram), I was naturally curious to see the mashup of Facebook status updates. That's what it does. It takes all of the things you've posted on Facebook and tries to guess what a possible status update would be for you. Most of the time, it doesn't make sense at all (try "Halloween the ground. Or ruined something they loved. Juli for December 3, book cover every day").
But, here and there, it really nails you, and you wonder about things you've said and treasured in the past. I've listed some of my favorites below. But, just so it didn't read as kooky (and was more about the order of words), I've corrected capital letters and punctuation.
Here are some small ones that I assembled into a poem:
- What, you're just a pirate.
- Fleeing town once again.
- I'll gamble the talking.
- Rough draft for them.
- Without days of things.
- You have any girl ever.
- So I can feel it.
- For an open mind?
- After years and years of learning.
- I ended on a bender.
- Work was the villain in a mediocre view.
- I feel like the kids from American Graffiti art.
- Twas totally weird, twas totally sick too.
- Erin, give me bruises? Remember those puppies at the Fortress House?
- It's like Disneyland for adults; what a long, hot shower.
- I'm obviously having fun, all the raddest things
- It's like a lion using an antelope, as my words have blurred together in value.
- Reading Ayn Rand and wondering if she is so hard.
- I want to clarify, I would watch the destruction in that day.
- It was a guitar. Sometimes, a perfume.
- And it's just enough pain for journalists to do.
- Murder is on my soul in no way.
- No way, I'm going to go barhopping in the last revolution I tried.
- Off of lust and fucking on repeat for thirty minutes before I call it.
- Lauren, darling, I need somebody who is more ready to drink.